Eleven left socks recovered from under the bed. The defense argued socks "walk off on their own." The jury agreed.
Barkley, Esq. has never lost a case. Mostly because he refuses to accept evidence. Click each exhibit in his office to hear the defense, then deliver the verdict.
A perfect record. Every case listed here was, in fact, the puppy.
Eleven left socks recovered from under the bed. The defense argued socks "walk off on their own." The jury agreed.
Frosting found on the client's nose. Counsel claimed it was a skin condition called "being delicious." Case dismissed.
Forty minutes of barking at the door. Ruled self-defense. The mailman was, after all, holding a bag.
Knocked over two lamps and a plant. The defense submitted that the client was "chasing a green candle." Nobody could argue.
Barkley works on a flat fee. The fee is $PNG.
Phantom or Solflare. Add a little SOL.
Search $PNG, or paste the contract address from the docket once it's live.
Whatever happens next, it wasn't you.